Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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