i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
