help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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