I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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