I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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