She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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