i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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