Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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