While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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