Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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