it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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