She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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