This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How external is "for external use only"?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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