I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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