I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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