Don't you send me to vm
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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