I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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