oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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