Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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