Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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