You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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