Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
