what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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