Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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