Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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