is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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