I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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