This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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