Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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