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(619): View more from California

let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out

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(303): View more from Colorado

he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized

(914): View more from New York

No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(518): View more from New York

I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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(520): View more from Arizona

New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Beard. Chest hair. Job.

(602): View more from Arizona

The holy trinity.

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