if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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