Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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