Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
