Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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