Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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