Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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