So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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