escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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