ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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