haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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