your thong is hanging out like whoa
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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