so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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