know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
His hands were made for my vagina.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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