Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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