i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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