You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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