When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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