Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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