Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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