No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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