I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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