; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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