3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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