I hate all girls vehemently.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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