i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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