I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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